at the airport - customs

- Please, open up your bag.
- What's wrong, sir?
- You're supposed to declare these cigarettes.
- Oh, really? I didn't know that.
- Yes, ma'am. You'll have to pay a fine.
- What?
- and what's this?
- that's my cold medicine.
- OK, your fine is $100.
- $100? That's ridiculous.
- Don't fotget to declare these things on the form.
- I can't believe this.